East Kent Conspiracy and Paranormal Association

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Meet the crew

Meet the crew

Redshield
Named after the English translation of the name Rothschild, Redshield chooses to spend his time pursuing the finer points of Atlantis Theory and shouting at bankers on their way to work, rather than actually having a life. He is the principle writer of the blog and the main speculative theorist at the soon to be opened EKCAPA Institute. It is highly likely that by 40 he will be in a Government Detainment Centre, so listen to him while you have the chance. Alternatively he might just be one of those middle aged men at parties who corner you to discuss how the moon landings were faked, in which case don’t listen to him and run around in the sun while you have the chance.

Bluechip
Bluechip used to work for a series of top IT Consultancy firms in Stelling Minnis, before he decided to become a whistle blower and technical consultant for EKCAPA. His mother thinks he has wasted his time doing this. There is a very good chance that she is right. He is differentiated from the rest of the EKCAPA crew by his healthy lifestyle and ability to function in the normal world.

The Chartham Yoda
The Chartham Yoda is called thus because he is the wisest and oldest of the crew. He started a similar crew in the mid 90’s that was shut down by the DVLA . His main functions include smiling wisely, dispensing advice, and smoking. He is the spiritual centre and touchstone of the organisation. Hail, keeper of the keys.