Japan earthquake caused by Julian Assange and Peter Mandelson

Posted by Redshield at 8:16 pm

After having spent the last 2 or 3 months being beaten with sticks in a Libyan jail by colonel Gaddafi and snooker legend Steve Davis, redshield is back with more explanations of the world and its beings, and, moreover, the beings that run the world. Firstly the uprisings have mostly been the fault of the Provisional IRA dressing up in Egyptian garb funded by Mossad, the CIA, the rotary club, the BBC, Hythe Bowls Club and an unknown Somerset quiz team. Secondly the Japanese earthquake was not caused by massive shifts in the earth’s tectonic plates, but by rapeogeddon antipodean perv and founder of Wikileaks Julian Assange and lizard man Peter Mandelson holed up in a sub, letting off tsunamis in between hating children and kicking the old. This is just another reason to hate Julian Assange, the stick thin, busybody, upside down pez dispenser, and his team of spotty faced amateurs at Wikilurks. Now they are responsible for death as well as bad journalism. Dont read Wikileaks, read EKCAPA. Do I need any facts for these accusations, facts are for wimps and lizards,

Love,
Redshield