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Giants and Witches responsible for 9/11

Giants and Witches responsible for 9/11

September 11th cause by Giants and Witches
Redshield must apologise for his absence. You may have been aware of the student riots that took place later last year. I may have been involved. I may have emptied pipe ash onto a Policemans’ helmet calling him ‘PC Firehead’ as I did it. I may have been arrested and talked my captors round to my way of thinking whilst inside. Or, I may have just been snowed under with work over the past few months.
Either way, I’m back and very, very angry. Far from the world being better after my incarceration, as the judge assured me it would be, it’s only bloody well gone and got worse. I had been wondering a lot about September 11th recently . Was it an inside job? Why is the ‘Conspiracy diet’ not served on planes alongside Kosher and Halal? Why is smoking a Churchwarden filled with potent Latakia blend in a nursery a problem?
It then struck me that while plenty of government agencies have been connected with September the 11th, nobody has implicated any supernatural beings. For instance, far from the collapse of the buildings following the pattern of a demolition, I feel it looks like a classic case of a Giant, positioned in a secret Mossad Cave sucking it into his belly.
Equally, Pentagon plane attack? Get lost! It was a clearly a group of witches in Norfolk whipping up a cone of power. So, in short, giants and witches in the pay of Mossad or the IRA, or the CIA or the FBI or MI6 or the Scouts, paying Witches and Giants money to smash things up. Sounds like Bildeberg weekend to me. Let it marinade. Now welcome to flavour country, the air sure is clear up here……..

Discussion

  1. Richard Dadd says:

    I have long since suspected witches and giants were responsible for these terrorist attacks.

    As a Brummie, I can certainly confirm from eye witnesses that the 1970s pub bombings in my home city were in fact instigated by trolls who were angry with the lack of goats walking over their bridges after Birmingham City Council paved over the bridleways to build Spaghetti Junction.

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