Tantric Scrabble
Posted by Redshield at 6:20 am
Redshield and the Chartham Yoda have discovered a fabulous new board game based on the dull, mind – conformist game Scrabble. When you ally the game Scrabble with a sprinkling of Psychopomping, a touch of cliched Native American Handwaving, a bit of Witch Doctoring and than chanting the name ‘Alastair Campbell’ over an over, a portal to the Otherworld opens up were the central square of the Scrabble board is, and you can see the truth of World History. You can than play the major Lizards and Lizard/Human Hybrids in a game of Conspiracy Theory Scrabble. The problem is that you tend to rather like the Lizards and briefly become distracted from your quest to smash their attempts at World Domination. Fortunately, reading a couple of David Icke masterpieces soon puts you back on the right track…..

Dear Redshield,
Never mind opening up portals to the truth of world history for Scrabble, how about opening one up and TRAVELLING through it, Redshield old boy?
I demand you watch the following YouTube video, embed it in your blog, and write a post explaining to us all how a woman from 1928 got herself a mobile phone!!??!!?!?!?!?!???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj3qesTjOE8&feature=player_embedded
I know the truth. Do you?