Cones of Power and Psychopomping

Posted by Redshield at 6:38 pm

Recently, the Chartham Yoda, Redshield and Bluechip have become furiously interested in the ancient Celtic sciences of whipping up ‘Cones of Power’, and Psychopomping. Here are Redshields definitions:

Whipping up a cone of power – Summoning up a large amount of psychic energy in a group through mass ritual, and then sending it at some problem or perceived obstacle (see Psychic Shitstorm). Gerald Gardner the founder of modern Wicca sent a ‘cone of power’ at Hitler in 1939. Hitler died in 1945. Proof.

Psychopomping – Psychopomping is a Shamanic technique of ferrying souls to the Otherworld, the role taken on in Mythology by the Psychopomp. Famous Psychopomps include Charon who ferries souls across the River Styx, and Michael Winner.

This interest has led us down some sinister paths. Redshield and the gang have recently started up the practice of Psychopomping as an excuse to enter the Otherworld on a Vision Quest, and than seriously upsetting spirits there. This is a practice we have named the Psychic Shitstorm, and it almost certainly led to leaking roof in Norwich, and the possession of a Councillor in Bradford.

So be careful and be aware. Dont upset us as we have the potent combination of enormous supernatural power, chronic immaturity and alchohol problems.

Love,
Redshield