Fluoride gives you personal problems

Posted by Redshield at 3:36 pm

Redshield has lost the last week! After a particularly problematic time in which I alienated everyone close to me, I was sent to see a ‘Counsellor’ or ‘Lizard bastard manipulator’. After hours of listening to her inane ‘psychobabble’ about ‘commitment issues’ and ‘respecting peoples feelings’ Redshield went on a quest to find the real cause of his, and everyone’s personal problems. Surprise, surprise, its Fluoride! Yep, the jolly white powder found in your nightly minty peg-shiner might as well be crack. It is responsible for all shootings since 1988 and may well be responsible for 9/11, the Oil Wars, David Cameron and Jedward. Redshield has started brushing with a mixture of baking soda, sage and limescale and it appears to be doing a fine job on his pipe stained teeth. So stay away from Fluroide or succumb to Psychogeddon!