EKCAPA Rules

Posted by Redshield at 8:40 am

Here are Redshields rules:
1. Smoking is mandatory
2. Drinking is mandatory
3. If youre the Chartham Yoda – drugs are necessary for vision quests
4. Please make as much noise as you like – ghosts are frightened by noise and abuse and will respond more promptly when aroused by chorus’s of drunken singing, so we can get down the Artichoke.
5. We have a ZERO Tolerance Policy if we remember
6. Abusive language is bad, but then its an imperfect world run by lizards
7. If anyone is offended by us then P*ss off lizard!
8. No girls, they affect the energy levels
9. Appropriate dress please, wolf howling at the moon t shirt, bodywarmer, leather hat, short revealing jean shorts, ex army boots are a good example
10. Remember to bring your safety kit. Force 5 Energy Pendants, tinfoil ray hat, ghost sieve, camden market skull ring to ward off evil wizards
11. Insurance – give redshield a quid.
12. No skeptics

These were inspired by rules made up by other regional Paranormal Investigators.  Here is a good example:

http://www.northwalesparanormal.com/page16.htm

Thanks guys!