Project MINOTAUR
Posted by Redshield at 4:56 pm
Redshield, the Chartham Yoda and with Bluechip carrying the steel briefcase, are launching Project MINOTAUR, a project scouring woodland around Kent for Alien Spacecraft. While you the lazy sheeple go about your boring lives, buying widescreen TV’s and enjoying loveless power game marriages, we brave folk are venturing forth into the unknown with Force 5 energy Pendants, Ghost Sieves and Tinfoil Ray Hats to find and neutralise alien threats. Redshield was up till six in the morning on Night Watch patrolling the borders of Chartham in the Conspiracy Van. Apart from a brief incident were he fell asleep at the wheel and woke up in Stelling Minnis, he was extremely vigilant. He caught at least five aliens and gave them a good talking to. so watch out Aliens and affiliated non – human entities, Project MINOTAUR is here!
I am glad to see the perimeters of Chartham being patrolled. For too long so called “paranormal specialists” have centered their interests around grandiose sites such as Stonehenge and The Great Pyramids and forgotten all about the small pockets of South East Kent.
I hear there’s a been an influx of Big Cat sightings in Bodsham too…or was that Bodmin?