Alien Video Frenzy

Posted by Redshield at 11:27 am

Dear Brethren,

My mother kindly purchased for me 3 Alien informational videos from a stall at a boot fair possibly run by a tight jeaned false new age guru. Redshield has gained an enormous amount from these early 90’s videos and thinks they should be standard curriculum in all schools. However, Redshield was amazed by the propensity of the space men to have bouffants or mullets as well as excruciatingly tight silver space suits, and very calm alternative therapist voices. Alien music seems to also consist entirely of the kind of music played whilst undergoing a course of Reiki treatment. This is exactly how I feel aliens will be when they finally land, enveloped in a cloud of incense smoke like early 90’s new agers, to a soundtrack of Ozric Tentacles. First contact is going to be so exciting! I cant wait!

Redshield