Open Letter to the Reptiles

Posted by Redshield at 3:34 pm

David Icke often talks about the Reptiles but very rarely to them. This is a trend that Redshield wishes to reverse. Here is an open letter to Reptile kind that I wish to send to all the council offices and also to the current government.

Dear Reptiles,

We realise that you have enslaved mankind for the past 3000 years. We have rumbled you. Its time to give the game up. If you come quietly I might employ one or two of you running errands to the Murco garage, or possibly packing my pipe for me. If you do not I will use an EKCAPA pendant (£5.99) to track you down and cause you much pain in between pipes. Therefore come and surrender. If you do not I will storm Council Offices of Kent and beyond demanding Lizards. I have a Black Magician friend called the Mighty Arbusto (real name Dave Gaskin). He will come with me and work terrible curses on you if you dont comply.

Yours sincerely,

Redshield