Using George Orwells 1984 to win arguments

Posted by Redshield at 8:09 pm

Hello,
today I am going to take you through a trick I have learned. If you find yourself in an argument with a naysayer or skeptic, turn to your jolly giant friend George Orwell. He’ll turf you out.

Obviously George Orwell was a literary genius and fearless reporter whose dystopian masterpiece, 1984, stands as a reminder to us all of what we stand to lose if we relinquish our grip on our hard fought liberties that are all that stand between us and an abyss of tyrrany.

Many people would think that it was wrong and possibly insulting to apply this to Stargate theory, and whether the planes on September 11 were holographs. I dont. I think this was exactly what George Orwell meant, and I think if he was alive now he would be a member of EKCAPA, propping up the bar of the Artichoke drawing thoughtfully on a Calabash pipe filled to the brim with Cavendish shag, swapping Diana/JFK theories with Redshield and the Chartham Yoda.

That being said, here are the tools.

1) When anybody says anything that contradicts what you say, immediately shout ‘Newspeak!’ Dont let them start again, just keep shouting it until they give up.

2) If anyone claims any truth or goodness for NWO policies shout out 2 + 2 = 5 or other illogical claims. ‘Lies are truth!’ is a good one. Once I forgot any real quotations and just shouted ‘Pandas are Racist!’, but I got away with it. Make sure its loud, whatever you do.

3) Use the words ‘False flag!’ whenever you can.

4) When they start to get angry, just say ‘Big Brother says this, Big Brother says that’. This will wear them down, especially if you pepper it with expletives and references to their Reptilian mother.

5) Conveniently forget that Orwell himself was involved in a plot with the government after the war to unearth possible Communist traitors. This project was called ‘Orwells list’ and it doesnt help our argument.

So, I hope this helps you. I wouldnt want you to think that I was in any way advocating plundering a great literary work to add intellectual integrity to theories that otherwise lack it. Thats why Im just telling the EKCAPA elite. There are some real pseuds out there.

Love,

Redshield